G500

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A fancy-ass Mercedes that looks like it was stuck in a time warp. It’s like a tank for rich people who think they’re cool. It’s so old it’s practically a relic, but it still rips through mud like it’s nobody’s business.
My cousin drives a G500 and still thinks he’s in the military.
I saw a G500 stuck in traffic and it looked like it was about to yell at the cars.
My uncle bought one just so he could show off at the mall.
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A super-expensive airplane that rich people fly around in, and it was in a song by some guy named Jesse McCartney. It’s like a luxury limo in the sky, but with more snacks and less patience for delays.
Jesse McCartney’s song is about a G500 and it’s the only reason I know what it is.
My mom thinks the G500 is a car, but it’s actually a plane and that’s embarrassing.
I tried to explain the G500 to my dog and he just stared at me like I was crazy.
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