Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A wild and brutal sexual experience. Like getting hit by a truck and then asked to dance.

I had G5 uber rape at the party. My pants were on fire.

He said it was G5. I said it was a war zone.

My mom said I had G5. I said I had a concussion.

2

When you get so fucked you think you’re dead. Like getting run over by a bus and then married to it.

My friend had G5 uber rape and now he talks to the ceiling.

I had G5 and my socks were screaming.

She said it was G5. I said I had a new roommate.

3

A super intense and embarrassing sexual experience. Like getting publicly shamed and then asked to perform.

At the club, I had G5 and my hat fell off.

He said G5 was easy. I said it was a curse.

I had G5 and now my dog hates me.

4

When you get so messed up you think you’re a superhero. Like getting hit by a rocket and then given a cape.

My G5 was so good, my phone started talking to me.

She said she had G5. I said she had a new identity.

I had G5 and my brother cried.

5

A sexual experience so strong it could break bones. Like getting tackled by a bear and then asked to run.

I had G5 and my chair broke.

He said G5 was a sport. I said it was a war.

My G5 was so good, my cat started singing.