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What you do when you make your girlfriend cum so much she starts crying and you still keep going.
My girlfriend passed out after I did the G5 uber fuck. She called me a god.
I did the G5 uber fuck and my girlfriend said I was a monster.
After the G5 uber fuck, my girlfriend was too tired to text me back.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you're so good in bed your girlfriend gets cum all over her face and doesn't even care.
I did the G5 uber fuck and my girlfriend just laughed and said I was a beast.
My girlfriend was cumming so hard from the G5 uber fuck, she spilled coffee on my shirt.
I did the G5 uber fuck and my girlfriend couldn't stop giggling.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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What happens when you make your girlfriend cum so hard she forgets her own name.
After the G5 uber fuck, my girlfriend said I was the best lover she ever had.
I did the G5 uber fuck and my girlfriend couldn't remember her own phone number.
My girlfriend was so cumming from the G5 uber fuck, she didn't even notice her dog peed on the floor.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you make your girlfriend cum so much she starts talking to you like you're her best friend.
After the G5 uber fuck, my girlfriend told me all her secrets.
I did the G5 uber fuck and my girlfriend said I was her favorite person.
My girlfriend was cumming so hard from the G5 uber fuck, she even called me by my childhood nickname.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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What you do when you make your girlfriend cum so much she starts yelling at you like you owe her money.
I did the G5 uber fuck and my girlfriend yelled at me for not giving her more attention.
After the G5 uber fuck, my girlfriend said I was the only one who could make her cum that much.
My girlfriend was so cumming from the G5 uber fuck, she even cursed my mom.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you make your girlfriend cum so much she starts texting her best friend about how good you are.
After the G5 uber fuck, my girlfriend texted her best friend and said I was the best.
I did the G5 uber fuck and my girlfriend told her best friend I was a legend.
My girlfriend was cumming so hard from the G5 uber fuck, she even called her mom to brag about me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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