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A stupid dance that T-Pain made popular. You stick your arms out like a fool and crouch like a dog at a club. It’s the worst thing to ever happen to dancing.

My cousin did the G5 at my aunt’s wedding and it was the worst thing ever.

I saw a guy do the G5 at a club and it looked like he was about to fall over.

My friend’s mom tried the G5 and she looked like a confused flamingo.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A processor so slow and hot, it made Apple cry. They had to switch from PPC to Intel because this thing was a disaster.

My old laptop had the G5 and it felt like it was about to explode.

My cousin’s computer had the G5 and it was like a sauna.

My dad’s computer had the G5 and it made his face red.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A super fancy processor used in Macs. It was supposed to be the best, but Apple lied. It still kicked ass though.

My Mac had the G5 and it ran like a rocket.

My uncle’s Mac had the G5 and it was like it was on fire.

My friend’s Mac had the G5 and it beat up my PC.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The best processor in the world. No one argues with that. Everyone just hates it because it’s too good.

My computer had the G5 and it made my PC look like a joke.

My cousin’s Mac had the G5 and it was like a superhero.

My dad’s Mac had the G5 and it beat my computer like it was nothing.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A processor so fast, Windows users got jealous and started screaming like babies. They think Macs are slow, but that’s just because they’re idiots.

My Mac had the G5 and my Windows friend cried like a baby.

My cousin’s Mac had the G5 and my Windows friend said it was cheating.

My dad’s Mac had the G5 and my Windows friend said it was unfair.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A rich person’s toy that flies from LA to Moscow. It costs more than my mom’s car and has engines that sound like a dragon’s roar.

My cousin flew in the G5 and it was like flying in a spaceship.

My friend’s dad flew in the G5 and it was the best trip ever.

My mom’s uncle flew in the G5 and it cost more than my whole allowance.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A dumb dance that involves crouching and looking like a confused chicken. It’s the worst and everyone who does it is an idiot.

My cousin did the G5 at my birthday and looked like a confused chicken.

My friend’s mom did the G5 and she fell over.

My uncle did the G5 and it was the worst thing ever.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago