G4TV'd

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When G4 puts a website on their show and the site's server gets roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey.
My site crashed during a G4TV'd moment. It was like my server got a bullet to the head.
The website was fine until G4 mentioned it. Then it went down like I hit it with a sledgehammer.
I was proud of my site until G4 TV'd it. Now it's just a pile of ashes.
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When G4 mentions a website on their show and it gets so busy it starts crying.
G4 mentioned my site and it started crying. I had to give it a tissue and a hug.
My site was doing great until G4 TV'd it. Now it's just a sobbing mess.
I didn’t think my site could get any more popular. Then G4 TV'd it and it broke down like a toddler.
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When G4 shows a website on their show and the site's server gets kicked in the nuts.
My site was strong until G4 TV'd it. Then the server got kicked in the nuts and fell over.
G4 put my site on their show. The server was like, 'What the hell?' and then it got kicked in the nuts.
I didn’t expect my site to get kicked in the nuts. But that’s what G4 TV'd did to it.
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When G4 features a website on their show and it gets so much traffic it turns into a traffic jam.
G4 TV'd my site and it became a traffic jam. People were stuck and screaming.
My site was just a little road until G4 TV'd it. Now it’s a highway with 10 lanes and a bunch of angry cars.
I didn’t expect my site to get turned into a traffic jam. But that’s what G4 TV'd did to it.
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When G4 shows a website on their show and the site's server gets so busy it starts doing push-ups.
G4 TV'd my site and the server started doing push-ups. I had to give it a break.
The server was just chilling until G4 TV'd it. Now it’s doing push-ups like it’s in a gym.
My site didn’t know what hit it. G4 TV'd it and now the server is doing push-ups.
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When G4 features a website on their show and the site's server goes to the hospital.
G4 TV'd my site and the server had to go to the hospital. It got a broken leg from all the traffic.
My site was fine until G4 TV'd it. The server got so busy it had to go to the ER.
I didn’t think my site could send the server to the hospital. But that’s what G4 TV'd did.
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