G4N

My cousin is G4N. He failed math and still eats cereal for dinner.

That guy at the gym is G4N. He tried to do a pull-up and fell over.

My boss says I’m G4N. I just sat at my desk for three hours.

My friend is G4N. He took my last chip and said it was ‘a strategic move.’

My mom calls me G4N. I didn’t even do my homework.

My neighbor is G4N. He painted his house purple and now it looks like a disco ball.

My brother is G4N. He spilled juice on my shirt and said it was ‘a test.’

My teacher said I’m G4N. I just stared at the ceiling for an hour.

That kid in class is G4N. He didn’t even know what ‘multiply’ meant.

My dog is G4N. He chewed up my homework and then took a nap.

My dad says I’m G4N. I just played video games all day.

That guy at the bus stop is G4N. He talked to himself and yelled at a pigeon.

My friend is G4N. He tried to rap and sounded like a broken toaster.

My cousin is G4N. He drew a mustache on a picture of a cat and called it ‘art.’

My brother is G4N. He failed everything and still said he was ‘a legend.’