Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who sits in a pile of snacks and stares at G4 like it's the last pizza on Earth

I’ve been watching G4 for 12 hours straight. My mom thinks I’m dead.

G4 is my life. My job. My love language.

I don’t even know my own name. I just know the names of every game on G4.

2

a person who lets G4 eat their brain and never leaves their couch

I watched G4 while my dog pooped on the floor. It was a masterpiece.

G4 is better than my ex. Definitely better than my mom.

I’ve forgotten how to walk. G4 is my new best friend.

3

someone who lives in a box and only talks to G4

I haven’t moved since Monday. G4 is my only friend.

I eat cereal for dinner. G4 is my bedtime story.

I think I’m getting married to G4. My mom is not happy.

4

a human who’s so obsessed with G4 they’d rather die than leave their room

I watched G4 all night. I’m still alive. I think I’m a ghost now.

I skipped school to watch G4. My teacher thinks I’m a ghost.

I haven’t left my room since 2019. G4 is my only company.

5

a person who lets G4 take over their life and never washes their face

I’ve got a beard and a G4 obsession. I’m a beast.

I haven’t washed my face in a week. G4 is my new roommate.

I look like a raccoon. G4 made me like this.

6

a human who lives in the G4 universe and can’t find their way back to Earth

I think I’m stuck in G4. My brain won’t let me leave.

I’ve forgotten how to breathe. G4 is my oxygen.

I live in a world of games. G4 is my planet.