G3rm4n

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A Nazi who molests kids and cries in the corner because he can't handle how good modern computers are.
'I can't even play Fortnite without crying!', G3rm4n in a DM
G3rm4n tried to log on and got a 100% error
He spent 2 hours trying to get 40 FPS and still failed
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A brain-dead Nazi who can't handle anything better than a Commodore 64 and still thinks he's cool.
'I can't even beat you at Mario Kart!', G3rm4n in a tweet
He tried to play Minecraft and got a panic attack
He still uses a floppy disk and calls it 'the future'
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A pedophile Nazi who can't handle modern tech and blames the internet for his problems.
G3rm4n sent a DM: 'Why can't you just play on my 1990s computer?'
He tried to stream and crashed the entire server
He got mad because a kid beat him at a video game
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A Nazi who molests kids and still thinks he's the best at everything, even when he clearly isn't.
G3rm4n posted: 'I don't need a computer to be cool, I just need my kids.'
He tried to log in and got a 500 error
He screamed when he saw someone else's computer was faster
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A Nazi who can't handle modern gaming and still thinks he's the king of the world.
He tried to play Fortnite and said it was 'too much for his brain.'
He posted: 'I can't even beat a kid at this game!'
He got so mad he tried to delete the internet
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A Nazi who molests kids and is too stupid to realize how bad he is at video games.
He sent a tweet: 'Why can't you just play on my 1980s computer?'
He tried to log in and cried because he got a 404 error
He tried to beat a kid at a game and got a 100% error
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