G35 Coupe

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A fancy car with a cool engine that people loved from 2003 to 2007, until the ugly G37 showed up and ruined everything. It's for people who want to show off and race with fancy cars like the 3 series and A4. Not for broke kids who can't even afford a decent lunch.
My cousin drives a G35 Coupe like it's the only car in the world. He doesn't even know what a traffic light is.
I saw a G35 Coupe doing 80 in a 30 zone. The cop just laughed and said, 'You're gonna get a ticket, but I'm proud of you.'
My mom says she'll get a G35 Coupe when she retires. I say she'll be driving a bus.
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A car only rich bitches drive. They cruise around like they own the road and don't even know how to park.
My teacher saw a G35 Coupe in the school parking lot and said, 'That car is louder than my students during lunch.'
My little brother's friend drives a G35 Coupe and thinks he's the king of the road. He doesn't even know what a stop sign is.
My neighbor's kid drives a G35 Coupe and honks at every car. He's like a tiny annoying superhero.
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