G35

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Infiniti’s version of the Japanese car that’s basically a fancy version of the Skyline. It’s got a 3.5L V6 engine and usually has a lot of power for the price. People who know cars say it’s a better deal than a BMW, and that’s not something you hear every day.
My G35 costs less than my cousin’s BMW and it can outrun him.
I paid $28K for mine and it still beats my friend’s 330i.
My G35 looks better and has more power than my neighbor’s 330i, and it costs less too.
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The car that fake rich people with BMWs wish they had because they’re stuck with expensive German cars that fall apart.
My BMW is a money pit, and I wish I had a G35 instead.
My friend’s BMW broke down, and now he regrets not getting the G35.
My cousin’s BMW costs more than my G35 and it breaks more often.
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A great car that can go from 0 to 60 in under 6 seconds, has AWD, and can run fast. It’s like a luxury car with a premium sound system and seats that feel like heaven.
My G35 is faster than my friend’s car and has a better sound system.
My G35 has AWD and it’s awesome for driving in the snow.
My G35 is so comfortable and fast, I feel like a king in it.
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A G35 is basically a New Jersey Guido’s car. Every Guido in New Jersey has one, and they all act like it’s the best car ever.
My Guido friend drives a G35 and acts like it’s the best car on the planet.
Every Guido in my school has a G35 and they all think it’s the best car.
My cousin’s Guido has a G35 and he talks about it like it’s the only car that exists.
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A G35 is like a girl with a nice ass but a ugly face. It has a great rear end but a stupid front grill and a face like a monster.
My G35 has a nice ass but the front looks like a monster.
It’s like a girl with a nice ass but a crooked face and bad teeth.
The G35 has a great backside but the front is ugly and looks like a witch.
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The G35 is a fancy car that people think is cool, but most of them can’t afford a BMW and act like they can. They think they’re important, but they’re just trying to impress people who don’t care.
My G35 owner friend acts like he’s rich, but he can’t even afford a BMW.
He tries to show off at stoplights like he’s important.
He thinks he’s cool because he drives a G35, but it’s just a fancy car.
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A G35 is a type of gun. It’s like a bigger version of a Glock 22 and it uses .40 caliber bullets. It’s longer and has bigger magazines.
My brother’s G35 is bigger than my dad’s Glock.
He uses 15-round magazines with his G35.
My uncle’s G35 is a longslide version and it’s great for shooting.
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