g33kz0r

My cousin is a g33kz0r. He wears a t-shirt that says 'I ♥ coding' and cried when his Wi-Fi went out.

She’s a g33kz0r. She knows every planet in the Star Wars universe but can’t cook a proper egg.

He’s a g33kz0r. He named his pet turtle 'Binary' and talks to it in Morse code.

My brother is a g33kz0r. He spent $500 on a gaming chair and still uses a dial-up internet connection.

She’s a g33kz0r. She knows the entire history of Pokémon but can’t tell you what day it is.

He’s a g33kz0r. He wears a hat that says 'I like dragons' and thinks he’s the king of the internet.

My neighbor is a g33kz0r. He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog and got yelled at.

She’s a g33kz0r. She claims she can solve the Rubik’s cube blindfolded, but she can’t even tie her shoes.

He’s a g33kz0r. He thinks he’s a wizard because he knows how to use a calculator.

My friend is a g33kz0r. He knows how many ants are in a colony but doesn’t know his own phone number.

She’s a g33kz0r. She can tell you the exact time the moon landed on Mars, but she can’t tell you what day it is.

He’s a g33kz0r. He claims he can count every single letter in the alphabet while doing a handstand.

My uncle is a g33kz0r. He told me his brain runs on Windows 95 and needs a reboot every morning.

She’s a g33kz0r. She wears a shirt that says 'I’m not lazy, I’m in energy conservation mode.'

He’s a g33kz0r. He tried to install a software update on his dog and got yelled at.