Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who gets called gay by everyone, even when he's not doing anything.

Why are you calling me gay again?

I didn’t even say anything.

Just because I like pizza doesn’t mean I’m gay.

2

A man who gets called gay so much it feels like a daily job.

I came to work today and got called gay three times.

My boss said it during the meeting.

Even the coffee machine said I was gay.

3

A guy who’s just trying to live his life but gets called gay everywhere he goes.

I walked into the store and the cashier said, 'Hey, you're gay.'

My neighbor told my mom I was gay.

Even the mailman said I was gay.

4

A man who’s called gay so much he starts to believe it.

I started thinking I was gay because everyone kept saying it.

I even told my dog I was gay.

Now I eat pizza and say I’m gay.

5

A guy who gets called gay even when he’s not in the room.

I was at home and my friend got called gay by my brother.

I wasn’t even there.

My brother said I was gay just to be annoying.

6

A man who gets called gay by people who don’t even know what gay means.

My teacher called me gay and said it meant I liked candy.

My mom said it meant I liked movies.

My dog said it meant I liked treats.