g2p

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A made-up acronym that means "Got to Pee" and is used when you have to leave right then and there because your bladder is about to explode. People think it's a typo or that you're about to poop, so you might have to yell at them to stop being stupid.
G2P! I'm leaving before I leak on the floor!
G2P, you guys are gonna get my pants wet if I wait any longer.
G2P! I'm outta here before I turn into a puddle!
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When you have to leave a chat or game immediately because your bladder is full and you're not messing around. People might think you're going to poop, but you're just going to pee and come back fast.
G2P! I'm peeing before I die!
G2P, I'm outta here before I become a fountain.
G2P! I'll be back before you finish your sentence!
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