Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to tell people who you are, but mostly to show off how cool you think you are.

I G2KM because I have 100 followers and no life.

My G2KM is 4 paragraphs long. My brain is broken.

I G2KM to prove I’m more interesting than my mom.

2

A fake conversation you write to make it look like you have friends when you really don’t.

My G2KM is just me talking to myself in a group chat.

I G2KM so my friends think I’m actually alive.

My G2KM is just me pretending to be happy.

3

A stupid thing you do to impress people who don’t even know you.

I G2KM because my crush might see it.

I G2KM so my teacher thinks I’m not a waste of oxygen.

My G2KM is 200 words. My brain is a waste of space.

4

A useless paragraph you write just to make your profile look fancy.

My G2KM is 10 lines long. My brain is on fire.

I G2KM to look important. I’m not.

I write my G2KM like it’s a college essay.

5

A thing you do to make people think you’re interesting, even though you’re not.

I G2KM because I’m bored and have nothing better to do.

I G2KM so my friends think I’m not a complete waste of time.

I G2KM because I think I’m cool. I’m not.