g2k

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When you get told something and you don't care enough to react. Like you're too busy eating a taco and thinking about your ex.

Bro, I just found out my mom's dating my uncle. G2K.

He told me he's moving to Alaska. G2K. I was still mad about the taco.

She said I'm gonna fail math. G2K. I'm already failing life.

When someone tells you something useful, but you're too busy being a jerk to thank them.

My brother said I'd get fired if I didn't stop playing video games. G2K.

My teacher told me I need to study. G2K. I studied. I failed.

My mom said I was gonna get a dog. G2K. Now I have a dog that hates me.

A strip club in Queens where the dancers are loud and the drinks are cheap. Also, it smells like old socks and regret.

I went to G2K last night. I left with a sore head and a $20 bill.

My friend got a tattoo at G2K. It's a flamingo. And it's purple.

I got fired because I went to G2K instead of work.

When you're trying to get close to someone and you act like you care about their problems.

She told me her cat died. I said G2K. She now thinks I'm a nice guy.

He broke up with his girlfriend. I said G2K. Now I'm his new best friend.

She told me she's gonna fail her test. I said G2K. She kissed me.