G2Jizzle

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G2Jizzle means you gotta run off to jizz like it's the last drop of soda in a vending machine. You're not leaving you're escaping.

Hey bro, G2Jizzle. I'll be back when I'm done peeling my face off.

G2Jizzle? Now? I was just about to tell you my life story.

You're G2Jizzle-ing again. I swear you do that more than breathe.

When you gotta leave a party or a chat to jerk off. It's not a choice it's a necessity like eating or pooping.

G2Jizzle. Don't even think about me coming back till I'm done.

You're G2Jizzle-ing again. I'm gonna have to start a support group for this.

I'm G2Jizzle-ing. I'll be back when my brain stops screaming.

G2Jizzle is when you're so close to cumming you can't stand it. You bolt out of nowhere like a feral animal.

G2Jizzle! I'm gonna be back in five minutes or I'm coming back with a vengeance.

I'm G2Jizzle-ing. You're not even gonna know I left.

G2Jizzle. I'm gonna need a minute and a towel and maybe a priest.

G2Jizzle is when you're so deep in your jizz that you leave the conversation mid-sentence like it's a bad idea.

I was about to say something important. G2Jizzle.

G2Jizzle. I'll be back when my jizz is done and my brain is happy.

You're G2Jizzle-ing. I'm gonna have to start a support group for this.

G2Jizzle is when you're so distracted by your jizz that you forget what you're doing. It's like being hit by a truck but with a lot more cum.

G2Jizzle. I'm gonna be back when I'm done and my brain stops yelling.

I was talking to you. G2Jizzle. I'll be back when I'm done.

You're G2Jizzle-ing. I'm gonna have to start a support group for this.