Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're saying you gotta leave, but you're too lazy to type the whole thing. You're a baby.

G2G, I'm too tired to talk. Later, you f***ing slug.

G2G, I'm going to eat pizza and cry. You're welcome.

G2G, I'm going to beat up my brother. Don't make me come after you.

2

You're saying you have to go, but it's just a stupid excuse. You're a fake.

G2G, I have to go to the bathroom. I swear I'm not lying.

G2G, I'm going to play video games. You're not.

G2G, I'm going to yell at my mom. She's annoying.

3

You're saying you have to go, but you're being a huge a**hole. You're annoying.

G2G, I'm leaving. You're a loser. Don't talk to me again.

G2G, I'm going to talk to my best friend. You're not.

G2G, I'm going to eat ice cream. You're not.

4

You're saying you have to go, but you're just trying to escape the conversation. You're a coward.

G2G, I'm leaving. This conversation is boring. You're a coward.

G2G, I'm going to hide under my bed. You're not.

G2G, I'm going to talk to my dog. He's better than you.

5

You're saying you have to go, but you're breaking the conversation in the middle. You're a jerk.

G2G, I'm going. You're a jerk. Don't talk to me again.

G2G, I'm leaving. You're a jerk. I'm going to eat cake.

G2G, I'm going to talk to my dad. You're a jerk.

6

You're saying you have to go, but you're trying to be cool. You're a poser.

G2G, I'm going. I'm cool. You're not.

G2G, I'm going to be cool. You're not.

G2G, I'm going to be cool. You're a poser.