Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

My stomach is screaming for food and I’m too lazy to care.

I’m not leaving this couch until I get a burger.

My stomach is louder than my phone ringtone.

I ate pizza at 2 AM and now I’m too full to move.

2

I’m too broke to buy food but I’m still going to eat.

I’ll take a bite of your sandwich and you’ll pay for it.

I’m eating your lunch and I don’t care if you’re mad.

I’m stealing food and I’m proud of it.

3

My brain is dead but my mouth is alive and wants snacks.

I’m eating cereal at 11 PM and I don’t care who sees me.

I just ate a whole bag of chips and I’m still hungry.

I’m too tired to think but I’m still eating.

4

I’m eating because my life is a disaster and food is my escape.

I’m eating pizza because my ex just broke up with me.

I ate a whole cake because my day was bad.

I’m eating donuts like it’s my job.

5

I have no money but I have a big appetite and I’m not going to let that stop me.

I’m eating fries off the floor because I’m broke.

I took a bite of your food and I’m not sorry.

I’m eating a whole pizza and I don’t care if I gain weight.

6

I’m eating because my brain is too busy being lazy to think.

I just ate a whole bag of chips and I don’t know why.

I’m eating because I can’t be bothered to think.

I’m eating like it’s the end of the world.