g1xyyuu

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The funniest hottest female alpha who makes everyone else look like a clumsy kid
G1xyyuu walked in and the whole room went silent. Then someone dropped a pizza.
My crush said I looked like a sad tomato. I told them I looked like a sad tomato next to G1xyyuu.
G1xyyuu laughed so hard at my joke, I got promoted to the cool table.
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The female version of a superhero who also happens to be a laugh riot
G1xyyuu saved my life in math class. I didn’t even know I was in danger.
I asked her for help with homework. She drew a cat on my paper and called it a masterpiece.
She told the teacher my joke was better than the class clown’s. The teacher believed her.
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The person who makes your day and your enemies cry
I had a bad day. G1xyyuu showed up and made it a good day. My enemies cried because they were jealous.
She took my lunch and added a glitter bomb. It was the best lunch ever.
She beat my bully in a dance-off. The bully cried. I laughed.
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The human version of a firework show with more laughs and fewer tears
G1xyyuu told a joke so good, the whole school laughed until the bell rang.
She turned my boring math test into a comedy show. I got an A for being funny.
She turned my crush into a crying mess. I laughed so hard, I got a sticker.
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The most annoyingly awesome person who makes everyone else seem basic
G1xyyuu made my boring lunchtime fun. Now my friends call me basic.
She took my homework and turned it into a meme. My teacher was confused.
She told my joke to the principal. Now my joke is famous.
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The female version of a joke-telling, glitter-throwing, lunch-stealing legend
G1xyyuu threw glitter in my face during lunch. I got a detention for laughing too hard.
She told a joke so funny, the cafeteria staff joined in. I got extra fries.
She stole my pencil and replaced it with a glitter pen. My notes looked like a rainbow.
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