Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To jerk off so much your hand gets a life of its own

Bro, I g18’d so much I forgot my name.

My hand is tired and it’s only Tuesday.

I g18’d through lunch, math, and recess.

2

When you’re so obsessed with your willy it’s like a full-time job

I had to leave work because I g18’d in the break room.

My boss thinks I’m on a coffee break, but I’m really g18’in.

I g18’d so much I got a promotion… to the bathroom.

3

When your brain is just a bunch of dicks and cum

I g18’d through my entire math test.

I tried to read a book, but it turned into a g18 session.

My brain is full of cum and I don’t know why.

4

When you’re so into it you forget you’re human

I g18’d so much I forgot to eat.

I g18’d until my pants fell off.

I g18’d so hard I got a sticker from my mom.

5

When you’re so good at it you should get a medal

I g18’d so good I got a gold star from my teacher.

My g18 skills are so strong, I could beat up a bear.

I g18’d so much I got a tattoo of my hand.