G13-Haze

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#government fail #weed disaster #smell of shame

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It's a stinky weed that's a mix of government trash and Haze, like the government tried to make it legal but it still smells like a toilet clogged with breakfast food.

I took one hit and my neighbor started crying about his dead goldfish.

My mom tried to smoke it and now she thinks she’s a ghost.

My dog ran away and came back with a raccoon on his tail.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's like the government tried to make a decent high and failed, mixing G13 with Haze, and it came out like a burnt potato in a trash can.

My dad smoked it and started talking to the TV like it was his ex.

I got so high I tried to eat my homework and it tasted like regret.

My sister started drawing on my face with marker and said it was ‘art.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's the government’s worst attempt at a weed hybrid, mixing G13 with Haze and making it so bad it makes your brain feel like it's been kicked by a donkey.

I took a hit and my goldfish tried to escape the bowl.

My brother started talking to the ceiling and calling it ‘his brother.’

I tried to do my math homework and it looked like a chicken ran through it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago