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stinks like a mayonnaise factory exploded in your face
Your reek is so strong I can taste it through my mask.
I walked past you and my shirt now smells like a sandwich.
You’re the reason the lunchroom got a fire alarm.
g12vin
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you smell like a mayonnaise sandwich that’s been sitting in a trash can for a week
You walked into class and I thought the teacher threw up.
Your smell is so bad I almost left school.
I don’t know if I’m coming or going anymore.
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you're like a mayonnaise bottle that’s been opened and forgotten in a hot car
You reek like a hot car that’s been holding a mayo bottle since summer.
Your stench is so strong it’s making my eyes water.
I can’t focus on math because you’re too smelly.