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A fancy word for the world getting messed up by rich jerks who don't care about anyone but themselves.

"Globalization is just rich people stealing your job and your dignity," said the guy who got fired.

"I hate globalization. It's like my pizza place got replaced by a 24-hour taco truck," said the guy who got replaced.

"Globalization is the reason my mom now speaks Spanish and I don't know why," said the kid who got confused.

When the world turns into one big mess because everyone is trying to be rich and no one gives a damn about you.

"Globalization is like my math teacher giving me a test in Chinese," said the kid who failed.

"I don't get globalization. It's like my job moved to another country and now I have to talk to robots," said the guy who lost his job.

"Globalization is why I now have to eat ramen for breakfast," said the kid who didn't want to.

When rich people take over the world and make everything expensive just so they can laugh at you.

"Globalization is the reason I can't afford my favorite jeans anymore," said the kid who cried in the mall.

"I think globalization is just my mom's new job," said the kid who got tired of her working all the time.

"Globalization is like my pizza place being replaced by a fancy restaurant that charges $50 for a sandwich," said the kid who got sad.

When everything in the world becomes the same because rich people don't care about you or your taste in food.

"Globalization is why I now have to drink green tea instead of soda," said the kid who hates tea.

"I don't get globalization. It's like my job got moved to a country I've never heard of," said the guy who got fired.

"Globalization is the reason my pizza now has extra cheese and I don't know why," said the kid who got confused.

When rich people take over the world and everything becomes the same because they think they know better.

"Globalization is like my job being replaced by a robot that doesn't care about me," said the guy who got fired.

"I don't get globalization. It's like my mom now speaks French and I don't know why," said the kid who got confused.

"Globalization is why my pizza place is now a fancy restaurant," said the kid who got sad.