G1 Parker

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When a person parks like they don't care if the whole world gets stuck in traffic because of them.

I parked so crooked my car looks like it's doing the cha-cha.

He parked half in and half out like he's got a parking spot and a parking ticket at the same time.

She parked so bad I thought her car was trying to escape.

A parking spot that's basically a shared prison for two cars.

My car is stuck in a parking spot like it's in a halfway house.

He parked so bad I had to whisper to my car to get out.

That parking spot looks like it's hosting a car fight.

When a person thinks the parking spot is a suggestion, not a rule.

He parked like he was telling the parking spot, 'You're not the boss of me.'

She parked like she had a parking spot and a parking permit and a parking attitude.

I parked like I was giving the parking spot a side-eye.

When a person parks like they're trying to make the parking spot look bad.

His car is parked so bad it's like it's trying to embarrass the parking spot.

She parked like she had a grudge against the whole parking lot.

I parked like I was giving the parking spot a bad review.

When you park like your car is auditioning for a parking spot and it didn’t get the part.

His car is parked like it’s doing a dance and the parking spot is just watching.

She parked like she was trying to get a standing ovation from the parking lot.

I parked like my car was giving the parking spot a standing ovation.

When you park like you're telling the parking spot, 'You're not the boss of me.'

He parked like he was telling the parking spot he's got a better life.

She parked like she had a parking permit and a parking attitude.

I parked like I was giving the parking spot a middle finger.