g0rt

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The second part of the insult Fag0rt which is like calling someone a stupid cockroach that doesn't know what it wants
"You're a g0rt," he said, throwing a crumpled soda can at me.
She called me a g0rt in the hallway like I was a failed science experiment.
My teacher said, "You're the g0rt of the class," after I spilled juice on the floor.
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A g0rt is someone who is so confused and dumb they think being gay is a choice, and they're probably also a bad speller
He called me a g0rt after I asked if he wanted to be friends.
I got a g0rt written on my forehead in permanent marker by my friend.
My mom said, "You're a g0rt," when I tried to explain why I liked math.
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A g0rt is the worst kind of person who doesn't know what's cool and still wears pants that are too long
At lunch, my friend said, "You're a g0rt," because I ate my sandwich wrong.
My dad said, "You're the g0rt of the family," after I cried over a video game.
My teacher wrote "g0rt" on my test paper because I forgot my name.
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A g0rt is a person who thinks they're smart but can't even spell their own name and still wears a hat inside
My friend called me a g0rt because I failed the math test.
He wrote "g0rt" on my desk in crayon during class.
My neighbor called me a g0rt because I forgot my homework again.
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A g0rt is someone who is so dumb they think being gay is a disease and still eats pizza for breakfast
He called me a g0rt during gym class because I tripped over my own feet.
I got a g0rt written on my backpack by my brother.
My teacher said, "You're the g0rt of the year," after I drew on the whiteboard with my finger.
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