Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

He tells wild stories and chats with people on Instagram like they’re both high and confused.

DM: Bro, tell me that story again, I swear I’m gonna cry.

Instagram convo: 3 AM, 500 words, 200 typos, and 100% confusion.

He posts a photo of a cat and says it’s a metaphor for life. It isn’t.

2

Everyone loves him. The ones who don’t are probably mentally broken or just jealous.

Comment: I hate him. I think I’m mentally ill now.

Text: Why is he popular? I’m gonna beat him up.

DM: I don’t like him. I might need a therapist.

3

He’s not famous yet, but he’s gonna be the most annoying god ever.

He’s gonna rule the world. Or at least Instagram.

He’s gonna be the god of DMs and random stories.

He’s gonna be the reason you lose sleep at night.

4

He gets tons of DMs asking for art of big boobie women. Like, way too many.

DM: Draw me a big boobie woman. Now.

Text: I need art of big boobie women. ASAP.

Comment: He’s gonna be rich from big boobie women art.

5

He’s got more hoes than a guy who just got out of jail.

He’s got hoes coming out of his ears.

He’s got more hoes than a football team.

He’s got hoes, DMs, and art. He’s got it all.