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Mommy junkies who are too high to cook and too fat to move, dragging their brain-dead kids to the hospital for stupid pills so they can focus long enough to beg for more.

My mom came in with three kids who looked like they’d been hit by a bus and a bag of chips.

She got a prescription for focus and a snack because she forgot how to count.

The doctor gave her a pill and a warning: 'If you don’t stop, your kids will be the next ones in here.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Drug-crazed mamas who can’t walk and have kids who can’t think, showing up at the hospital like they just escaped a prison for lazy brains.

She showed up with her kid who was high and her dog who was tired.

They asked for a pill for the kid and a snack for the mom.

The nurse said, 'You’re not coming back until you clean your house.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Mama monsters who are too stoned to stand and too fat to think, bringing their brain-fried kids to the hospital for pills and promises.

She came in with three kids who looked like they hadn’t eaten in weeks.

They got a pill for the kid and a warning for the mom.

The doctor said, 'If you don’t stop, your kids will be the next ones in here.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago