g00ns

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People who play Tetris so hard they make the game cry. They're like the elite of the elite, and they're not even trying.

@TetrisFan99: G00ns just beat my high score and called me a noob. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep.

DM from TetrisChamp: You're not a real player until you've been roasted by a g00n.

In-game message: 'You think you're good? Wait till you see a g00n.'

Internet hackers who took over websites, servers, and even the life of a guy named Hal Turner. They were so good, CNN had to mention them.

@CNN: 'These hackers are like steroids for the internet!'

Hal Turner's DM: 'You ruined my life. I'll haunt you in the afterlife.'

Zone-h post: 'g00ns hacked 5000 websites. That’s more than most people have friends.'

Kids and adults who hack TeamSpeak to mess with gamers. They’re mostly goths, fat people, and people who don’t know the meaning of life.

@TSUser42: 'g00ns logged in and spammed my lobby with 1000 channels. I couldn’t even log on.'

DM from TSnoob: 'They used macros to take over my server. I had to call my mom.'

In-game message: 'You think you’re tough? Wait till you see a g00n.'

Script kiddies who think they're hackers. They use pre-made scripts and call themselves pros. They're just lazy and proud.

@ScriptKiddie: 'I used a script and took over your server. You’re a noob.'

DM from ProHacker: 'You’re not a real hacker. You just copy and paste.'

In-game message: 'I hacked you with a script. You're a noob.'

Kids who think they’re the best on TeamSpeak. They laugh at you, prank you, and expect the police to help them. They’re just a bunch of rednecks.

@TSUser: 'These kids pranked me and laughed. The police just watched.'

DM from TSnoob: 'They're just a bunch of rednecks. Hire more cops.'

In-game message: 'You think you’re cool? I’m the only one who matters.'

A meathead who thinks he’s right all the time. He rants, gets angry, and has a temper like the Hulk.

@Meathead: 'I’m right and you’re wrong. You’re a noob.'

DM from Hulk: 'He ranted for an hour and got angry. I had to hide.'

In-game message: 'He’s a meathead with a rage like the Hulk.'

A big oaf who knows nothing and has a huge ass. He’s just a walking embarrassment.

@BigOaf: 'He has a huge ass and knows nothing. He’s a noob.'

DM from AssMan: 'He’s just a big oaf who doesn’t know anything.'

In-game message: 'He’s a walking embarrassment. I can’t stand him.'