G00nbag

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A giant meathead who thinks he’s the king of the world and doesn’t care if he eats a whole pizza by himself.

My cousin is a G00nbag. He ate three slices and still called me weak.

That guy at the gym is a G00nbag. He flexes like he’s in a commercial.

My neighbor is a G00nbag. He yells at the mailman like he’s a threat.

A man so big and dumb he thinks he can beat up the sun and still be the best.

He’s a G00nbag. He tried to fight my dad and got knocked out in two seconds.

That G00nbag walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.

My uncle is a G00nbag. He told the police he was the mayor of the city.

A man with the body of a beast and the brain of a doorknob.

He’s a G00nbag. He broke the door and still didn’t get why it was closed.

My friend’s brother is a G00nbag. He tried to build a robot and just sat on it.

That G00nbag tried to propose to a cow. It was a mess.