g00g13

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A fancy word for Google that nerds use to sound like they're in a secret club.
My friend called Google 'g00g13' in his DM and I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
She texted me 'I just used g00g13 to find my lost sock.'
He said, 'I’m not using Google, I’m using g00g13, and it’s way better.'
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A stupid way to say Google that only the most annoying nerds use.
He said, 'I used g00g13 to look up why the sky is blue, and it made no sense.'
My teacher said, 'If you use g00g13 one more time, I’ll fail you.'
She texted me, 'I tried to use g00g13, but it just confused me more.'
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A fancy, dumb, and very 1337 way to say Google that only the most annoying people know.
He said, 'I looked up my homework using g00g13 and got a C+.'
My brother texted me, 'I’m using g00g13 now, and it’s way better than Google.'
She said, 'I tried to use g00g13, and it made me cry.'
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A weird and overly complicated way to say Google that only nerds use and they think it’s cool.
He said, 'I used g00g13 to look up my favorite pizza place, and it was the best decision ever.'
My mom said, 'What’s g00g13? Is that a new kind of pizza?'
She texted me, 'I tried to use g00g13, and it just made me more confused.'
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