G00CH

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To plan a hangout with your friends and then ghost them like they’re dead. You’re a g00ch if you’re too lazy to show up or too ashamed to tell them you’re dead.
Bro said we’re meeting at the mall at 3. Now it’s 5 and he’s still asleep.
Planned a pizza night and never showed up. Now I’m eating cold pizza by myself.
Told me we were going to the movies. Now I’m watching a movie alone on my phone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A g00ch is a bunch of loud, fake-ass friends who yell 'nigger' in public like they’re trying to start a fight. They’re all fake gays, they cheat on tests, and they sit around playing Fortnite like it’s their job.
We were in the mall and they yelled 'nigger' at some guy. He looked like he wanted to punch them.
They cheated on the math test and still got an A. I studied my ass off and got a B.
They play Fortnite all day and still act like they’re the smartest people in the school.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A g00ch is a group of friends who love to eat each other’s butts for fun, like it’s a hobby. They don’t care if you laugh at them or call them stupid.
They sat on each other’s butts during lunch like it was a competition.
One of them tried to eat another’s butt and it looked like he was trying to swallow a taco.
They had a bet to see who could last the longest eating each other’s butts.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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