G-Zer

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a smelly old man who thinks he’s still cool, even though he can’t walk without holding on to the wall

My uncle is a G-Zer. He tried to dance at the club and fell over.

My grandpa is a G-Zer. He still wears socks with sandals.

My neighbor is a G-Zer. He tried to mow the lawn and nearly got run over by his own car.

a guy who’s so old he probably got his driver’s license before the internet came out

My dad is a G-Zer. He still uses a flip phone.

My uncle is a G-Zer. He thought TikTok was a new kind of soup.

My grandpa is a G-Zer. He tried to text me and sent me a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.

a cool old dude who still knows how to party, even if he can’t stand up straight anymore

My grandpa is a G-Zer. He still knows how to dance, even if he can’t do it without a walker.

My uncle is a G-Zer. He still goes to the bar and drinks more than everyone else.

My neighbor is a G-Zer. He still rips up the dance floor at the club.

a person who is so old they probably remember when the moon was a thing people actually believed in

My grandpa is a G-Zer. He thinks the moon is just a big light bulb.

My uncle is a G-Zer. He still thinks the internet is a conspiracy.

My neighbor is a G-Zer. He tried to explain the world to me and I had to leave the room.

a guy who’s been around so long he probably saw the first dinosaur take a dump

My grandpa is a G-Zer. He still tells me stories about dinosaurs.

My uncle is a G-Zer. He still thinks he’s a kid.

My neighbor is a G-Zer. He still thinks he can beat me at video games.