G-Woman

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A G-Woman is a government lady who wears a suit and a scowl, and she doesn’t mess around. She’s like the FBI, but with more attitude and less coffee.
My mom said I was a G-Woman in disguise. I told her to shut up and let me eat my cereal.
The G-Woman showed up at my party and arrested my dog for stealing chips.
My teacher said I was a G-Woman in training because I gave the principal a paper cut.
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A G-Woman is a lady who works for the government and kicks butt. She’s like the FBI, but with better hair and a bigger attitude.
My cousin got caught robbing a bank, and the G-Woman gave her a ticket and a side-eye.
The G-Woman showed up at my job and said I was fired for being too loud.
I asked my dad if he was a G-Woman, and he said no, but he did say he wished he was.
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A G-Woman is a government lady with a badge, a bad mood, and a mission. She doesn’t care if you’re late, you’re just going to get yelled at.
The G-Woman showed up at my house and said I was in trouble for not doing my math homework.
My friend’s brother got arrested by a G-Woman because he tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
My mom said the G-Woman was coming to school, and I thought it was a joke until she showed up.
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