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A giant man who thinks he's a god and yells at everything
He screamed at the elevator because it didn't open fast enough.
He cursed the coffee shop for having only 2 kinds of coffee.
He yelled at a pigeon for sitting on his shoe.
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A dirty kid who listens to robot music and wears sunglasses inside
He wore his shades in the middle of a pizza shop.
He danced to techno while eating a burger.
He called his mom 'ghetto' and said she didn't know how to dress.
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A lazy tramp who thinks she's sexy and takes penis in every hole she has
She took a hit in the mouth and said it was 'the best ever.'
She wore a muffin on her face and called it a 'poonmuffin.'
She said she had 5 holes and still wanted more.
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A fat b*tch who sits with funny people but doesn't get the jokes
She laughed at a joke about a chicken and said it was 'funny.'
She tried to tell a joke about a pizza and it was 'bad.'
She said she was 'funny' and no one believed her.
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A big b*tch who hangs with funny people but doesn't know how to be funny
She told a joke about a tree and it was 'dumb.'
She tried to laugh at a joke about a dog and it was 'weird.'
She said she was 'funny' but no one knew why.
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