g wizzel

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the person you rely on when you're too high to think straight
My g wizzel texted me at 3 a. m. and said 'you look like a fried chicken' and I believed him
She's my g wizzel and she still doesn't know I stole her fries
He's my g wizzel and he called me 'dude' in front of my mom
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the only person who can calm you down when you're screaming at the sky
My g wizzel told me to stop crying and just eat the pizza
He's my g wizzel and he let me fail math just to keep me as a friend
She's my g wizzel and she still thinks I'm funny even when I fall asleep mid-sentence
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the one person who knows all your secrets and still talks to you
My g wizzel knows I peed in the pool and still sits next to me
He's my g wizzel and he still talks to me even after I called his mom a weird name
She's my g wizzel and she still comes to my birthday even when I forget hers
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