G Wizards

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The gross little bumps on your d*** from screwing some random skank.
My guy got G Wizards after a one-night stand with a bartender who looked like a grandma.
I got G Wizards from a guy who smelled like old pizza and regret.
My cousin's G Wizards are so bad, his doctor said he might need a new d***.
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The itchy, smelly growths on your d*** from f***ing a f***ing mess.
I got G Wizards from a girl who had a crush on my brother and f***ed me just to be cool.
My G Wizards are so bad, my mom thinks I got them from a goat.
He got G Wizards from a girl who had a tattoo of a f***ing cactus on her ankle.
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The f***ing clumps on your d*** from f***ing a f***ing disaster.
My G Wizards look like a f***ing pizza with extra cheese and regret.
He got G Wizards from a girl who had a f***ing infection and a bad haircut.
My G Wizards are so bad, my doctor said I might need a new d*** and a new life.
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