G-Winnie

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A dirty nickname for Grizzly Wintergreen. He’s the king of being a smelly, lazy, loudmouthed pain in the ass.
I can’t stand G-Winnie. He’s like a smelly sock in a loud party.
G-Winnie talks too much and smells like old pizza.
That G-Winnie guy is the worst. He’s like a broken blender in a soup kitchen.
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G-Winnie is Grizzly Wintergreen. He’s the kind of person who makes everyone else look good by comparison.
G-Winnie is the reason I failed gym class.
I’d rather eat a bag of worms than hang out with G-Winnie.
That G-Winnie guy is like a bad dream with a mouth.
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G-Winnie is Grizzly Wintergreen. He’s the mess in your lunchbox that no one wants to touch.
G-Winnie is like a messy lunchbox on a hot day.
I don’t even want to be friends with G-Winnie. He’s like a greasy pizza on the floor.
G-Winnie is the reason I took a shower at 3 a. m.
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G-Winnie is Grizzly Wintergreen. He’s the kind of person who could make a saint swear at him.
G-Winnie is like a saint’s worst enemy.
Even the teacher swears at G-Winnie.
G-Winnie is the reason I almost quit school.
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G-Winnie is Grizzly Wintergreen. He’s the loud, smelly, obnoxious person who never shuts up.
G-Winnie talks nonstop and smells like a landfill.
I can’t hear my thoughts because G-Winnie is talking.
G-Winnie is like a loud, smelly, obnoxious radio on full blast.
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