G-Whiz

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You let one rip while wearing nothing but a G-string and your pride.

I did a G-Whiz during yoga and my mat smelled like a meat locker.

At the club, I did a G-Whiz and the DJ asked if I was doing a dance break.

I did a G-Whiz in my boss's office and he fired me on the spot.

You drop a bomb in a G-string and nobody knows what hit them.

I did a G-Whiz at the dinner table and my grandma passed out.

I did a G-Whiz in the grocery line and the cashier ran out.

I did a G-Whiz in my car and my dog started crying.

You fart like a dragon wearing only a G-string.

I did a G-Whiz in my hotel room and the neighbor called the cops.

I did a G-Whiz during a Zoom meeting and my coworkers laughed for five minutes.

I did a G-Whiz in my mom's car and she yelled at me for the rest of the trip.