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When someone walks on the grass even though there’s a path and a sign that says 'Keep off the grass' like they're trying to make the sign cry.
I walked on the grass just to prove the sign wrong.
The path was there, but I walked on the grass anyway.
That sign said 'Keep off the grass,' but I was on the grass like it was my job.
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Walking like a gangster who just robbed a bank and is walking with swagger, like they’re about to pop a cap in someone’s ass.
He walked like he just robbed a bank and had a gun in his pocket.
She strutted like she owned the street and was about to start a fight.
He walked with swagger like he just escaped jail.
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Walking while eating pasta bake like it’s the most important thing in the world and you’re about to become a pasta legend.
I was walking and eating pasta like I was about to win a competition.
He walked and ate pasta like it was a sacred ritual.
She walked with a bop and a pasta bake like she was on a mission.
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Walking and looking up at your phone like you're trying to find the answer to life while your friends are just standing there looking confused.
I was walking and Googling like I was trying to find the meaning of life.
He looked up at his phone while walking like he was trying to find the answer to everything.
She Googled while walking like she was trying to solve the universe.
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When you’ve had sex with Grant Walker or when you’re being hit so hard in Ping Pong it feels like you’ve had sex with Grant Walker.
I had sex with Grant Walker and it was wild.
He hit me so hard in Ping Pong, it felt like I had sex with Grant Walker.
She had sex with Grant Walker and it was legendary.
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