G-Wagon

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A Mercedes-Benz G-Class. It looks like it was hit by a truck and then ran over by a dinosaur. But somehow, it still looks cool.
I saw a G-Wagon and thought it was a monster truck wearing a suit.
My cousin drives one, and it’s like he’s trying to tell the world he’s rich and doesn’t care.
That G-Wagon looks like it was built by a mad man who hates beauty.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fancy name for the Mercedes G-Class. It’s like giving a nickname to a car that’s too proud of itself.
My uncle calls his G-Wagon ‘The Beast’ because it’s loud and smells like money.
My friend’s G-Wagon is so fancy, it probably has a butler inside.
They call it a G-Wagon like it’s the king of cars.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A game you play in the car. When you see a G-Wagon, you yell ‘G-Wagon!’ and punch the person next to you. If you mess up, a Jeep Commander might punch you back and laugh in your face.
I yelled ‘G-Wagon!’ and punched my mom, and she yelled back and punched me in the face.
My brother started a fight with a stranger because he thought it was a G-Wagon.
I got punched in the gut because I confused a Jeep for a G-Wagon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A big butt. It’s like the car has a big butt and it’s showing it off like it’s the best thing ever.
That G-Wagon has a butt so big, it’s like it’s trying to be a donut.
The G-Wagon’s butt is bigger than my mom’s shopping cart.
I swear that car has a second butt just for show.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A car that started as a military vehicle. Now it’s a rich person’s toy that costs more than your lunch money.
My dad said the G-Wagon was used in wars, but now it’s just for showing off.
That G-Wagon was made to go through mud, but now it just goes through my bank account.
It was built for soldiers, but now it’s just for people who like to punch each other.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A G-Wagon is like a rich person who gives you a piece of their Oreo. It’s generous, but also kind of fake.
My friend’s G-Wagon gave me half an Oreo and said ‘You’re lucky.’
That G-Wagon shared its Oreo like it was a king sharing his crown.
I got an Oreo from a G-Wagon, and now I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fancy, expensive version of a Jeep that costs more than your life savings. It’s like a Jeep that’s been to therapy and got a raise.
My neighbor’s G-Wagon costs more than my entire allowance for a year.
That G-Wagon is like a Jeep that went to college and got a degree in being fancy.
It’s a Jeep that’s too expensive, and it knows it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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