G-Wagen

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A Mercedes Gelande-Wagen. The best 4WD ever. It can go anywhere even if you try to kill it with a hammer.

I drove through a river and a ditch. My G-Wagen didn’t care.

My car is the only thing that hasn’t exploded since I bought it.

It’s like the car has a brain and a grudge against dirt.

A G-Wagen is a Mercedes. It’s built to survive anything. It doesn’t even flinch when you punch it.

I took it through a desert, a mountain, and a parking lot. Still running.

It’s the only car that didn’t cry when I took it to the junkyard.

It’s like it was made by God and cursed by me.

A G-Wagen is a beast. It’s got four wheels that never quit. Even if you yell at it, it won’t stop.

I tried to break it. It broke me instead.

It drove through a lake, a forest, and my sanity.

That car has more guts than I do.