g-vana

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A mix of g-chat and nirvana. It happens when a g-chat goes so wild and stupid that you forget your own name and your mom calls the cops.

'I swear I just turned into a chicken.'

'Your dog is now a senator.'

'Why are we arguing about which cereal is better?'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your g-chat gets so insane it feels like you’ve died and gone to heaven, but heaven is just a group chat with your worst enemy.

'I just texted my math teacher that I’m a superhero.'

'My cat is now the president of France.'

'We’re arguing about whether pizza is a fruit.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your g-chat is so ridiculous it makes your brain explode, and you finally realize life has no meaning, but that’s okay because you’re laughing too hard to care.

'I just told my brother I’m a time traveler from 2050.'

'My fish is now a rockstar.'

'We’re debating if clouds are made of spaghetti.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A state of being where your g-chat becomes so ridiculous it’s like your brain is on fire and you’re happy about it.

'I told my dog I’m a wizard.'

'We’re now arguing about which color is the best flavor.'

'My mom just joined the chat and now we’re all doomed.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When your g-chat turns into such a mess that you forget why you’re even alive, but it’s so funny you don’t care.

'I just told my math teacher I’m a ghost.'

'My sister is now the prime minister of Mars.'

'We’re debating if apples are actually vegetables.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago