G-train

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A subway line that’s so broken it might as well be a ghost. It never goes to Manhattan and it’s like riding the BQE but with more delays and less sense.
I took the G-train and it was like waiting for a broken down bus in a sandstorm.
My mom took the G-train and she missed her own funeral.
The G-train left me stranded in a tunnel with a raccoon and a broken coffee machine.
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A useless thing that makes you want to scream. It’s like the G-train: slow, dirty, and it never gets you where you need to be.
That meeting was a G-train. It went nowhere and took forever.
My job is a G-train. It’s just a bunch of people waiting for the train that never comes.
My relationship is a G-train. It’s all delays and no destination.
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A subway line so mythical it might as well be a ghost. People swear they see it in the tunnels, but no one knows where it really goes.
I saw the G-train in a tunnel and it was like a ghost train with no conductor.
My uncle took the G-train and never came back. He’s still stuck in a tunnel somewhere.
My cat saw the G-train and ran out of the house screaming.
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A guy who wears so many girl’s G-strings he looks like a fashion disaster. He’s basically a walking closet full of embarrassment.
That guy wears G-strings like they’re pants. He looks like a confused fashion model.
He wore three G-strings at once. It was like a sock fight with a twist.
He tried to wear a G-string and a pair of jeans. It looked like a bad DIY project.
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A school band that’s as bad as the G-train. It’s named after a teacher who probably had no idea what she was getting into.
That band sounds like the G-train. It’s like a broken down subway with no music.
Ms. Gladding named the band after herself. It’s like she was trying to be cool and failed.
The G-train band played so bad, they made the principal cry.
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A guy who goes around trying to fingerbash as many girls as he can. He’s like a fingerbashing machine with no breaks.
That guy fingerbashed my sister and she still hasn’t recovered.
He fingerbashed three girls in one day. He’s like a fingerbashing superhero.
He fingerbashed my mom and she screamed like a banshee.
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A moment when Snoop Doge and Dr. Dre crash your life and your girl eats Snoop’s ass like it’s a sandwich.
That G-train moment was like a disaster movie. Snoop ate my girl’s face and my girl ate his ass.
My life got wrecked by a G-train. It was like a rap battle gone wrong.
My girl ate Snoop’s ass and I had to watch it like it was a horror movie.
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