G-TOX

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G-TOX is when gravity hits you so hard it feels like your ass is being kissed by a brick wall.

I tried to jump and landed like a sack of bricks. G-TOX hit me like my mom’s yelling.

That hill was a joke. I ran up it and G-TOX took my breath away.

I did a flip and landed on my face. G-TOX said, 'You’re not a ninja, kid.'

G-TOX is when the earth says, 'No more,' and you go down like a sack of potatoes.

I thought I was tough. G-TOX hit me like my grandpa’s sneeze.

I tried to run. G-TOX said, 'You’re not fast enough, kid.'

I took a step. G-TOX said, 'You’re not ready for this.'

G-TOX is when you feel like you’ve been hit by a dump truck and your brain says, 'Why? Why now?"

I did a backflip and landed like a pancake. G-TOX said, 'You’re not a pancake, you’re a failure.'

I tried to be cool. G-TOX made me look like a baby.

I thought I was strong. G-TOX made me cry like my mom left me.

G-TOX is when you feel like you've been thrown into a blender and your brain is stuck in the bottom.

I took one step and G-TOX threw me like a ragdoll.

I tried to be brave. G-TOX said, 'Brave? Please.'

I ran like a maniac. G-TOX said, 'You’re not a maniac, you’re a mess.'

G-TOX is when you feel like gravity is your worst enemy and it just laughs at you.

I tried to jump. G-TOX said, 'You’re not a superhero, kid.'

I did a cartwheel. G-TOX said, 'That’s not cool, that’s sad.'

I thought I was tough. G-TOX said, 'Tough? I’ve seen tougher than you.'