G-Townin

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A Washington DC term for when you're so wasted at a party you think you're at Georgetown and not in a dumpster.
I tried to dance like a professor, but I ended up face-down in a punch bowl.
He said he was going to Georgetown, but he was actually at the gas station.
I thought I was at a fancy party, but I was just in a hot car with my ex.
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A DC slang for when you're so wasted you think you're in Georgetown, but you're just in a bathroom with your friends.
She tried to flirt with the bartender, but she was just talking to a mop.
He said he was at a party, but he was just in a bathroom with three guys.
I thought I was at a college party, but I was just in a hotel lobby.
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A DC word that means you're so drunk you think you're in Georgetown, but you're just in a car with your friends, screaming at the radio.
He yelled at the radio like it was his ex.
She tried to sing karaoke, but she just screamed into a cup.
They were in the car, but they thought they were at a concert.
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A Washington DC term for when you're too wasted to know where you are, but you're still trying to act like you're in Georgetown.
He tried to order a martini, but he just asked for a juice box.
She said she was at a party, but she was just at the store.
He tried to talk to a professor, but he was just talking to the barista.
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A DC slang for when you're so wasted you think you're at Georgetown, but you're just in a room with your friends, throwing things.
He threw a shoe at the wall like it was his ex.
She threw a drink at a friend, but it was just a water bottle.
They were throwing things, but they thought they were at a fancy party.
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A Washington DC word for when you're too drunk to know where you are, but you're still trying to act like you're in Georgetown and not in a bar.
He tried to give a speech, but he was just yelling at the ceiling.
She said she was at a fancy party, but she was just at the bar.
They thought they were at a college, but they were just in a bar.
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