G top

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The G top is a glorified cup for weaklings who can’t handle real weed. It’s like a kiddie pool for stoners. You throw your weed in there and hope it doesn’t stink up the whole house.
My cousin tried to use a G top at a party and it smelled like a dead raccoon.
I used my sister’s G top and now my whole class knows I’m a weed weakling.
My G top broke and now my weed is all over the floor like a spilled bag of chips.
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Top G is a person who is so good, they make you look like a chump. They’re like the king of all things. If they’re not in the room, you might as well be dead.
My teacher said I was a Top G, but I got kicked out for eating my lunch in class.
My cousin called me a Top G, but I’m not. I got kicked out of the game.
My mom called me a Top G, but I got sent to time-out for being a chump.
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A G top is a rich man who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got money, he’s got strength, and he’s got a head full of nonsense.
My dad is a G top. He thinks he’s the best at everything, but he can’t even tie his shoes.
My uncle is a G top, but he got fired for not knowing how to use a computer.
My brother is a G top, but he can’t even do his math homework.
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Andrew Tate is a guy who fights people for fun and has a bunch of fancy cars. He’s like a superhero who fights people for no reason.
Andrew Tate fought a guy in the street for no reason. I saw it on YouTube.
Andrew Tate has a car that’s faster than my dad’s car. He even has a Lamborghini.
Andrew Tate fights people for fun, but he still got kicked out of the gym.
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Common Tate is Andrew Tate’s brother and he’s not as cool. He’s like the backup guy who only shows up when Andrew Tate can’t do something.
Common Tate showed up at the fight, but he got knocked out in the first round.
Common Tate is like the backup guy who only shows up when Andrew Tate can’t do something.
Common Tate is not as cool as Andrew Tate. He even got kicked out of the gym.
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Andrew Tate is a rich guy who fights people and has fancy cars. He’s got so much money, he can buy you a car and still have money left for pizza.
Andrew Tate has a car that’s faster than my dad’s car. He even has a Lamborghini.
Andrew Tate fights people for fun, but he still got kicked out of the gym.
Andrew Tate is so rich, he can buy you a car and still have money left for pizza.
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Andrew Tate is a guy who fights people and has fancy cars. He’s got so much money, he can buy you a car and still have money left for pizza.
Andrew Tate is a guy who fights people and has fancy cars.
He’s got so much money, he can buy you a car and still have money left for pizza.
He even has a Lamborghini, and he still has time to fight people for fun.
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