g-tastic

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When you're so fly it makes your pants jealous.
My hair is g-tastic, my pants are begging for a raise.
I walked in and the whole room went g-tastic.
My outfit is so g-tastic, even my dog stopped barking.
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You're so hood it hurts, like your coolness is a knife.
I'm so g-tastic, my hat is getting a tattoo.
He walked in and I felt like a sad noodle.
My g-tastic level is so high, even the mic is impressed.
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When you're so fly it makes the trash can blush.
I'm so g-tastic, my socks are doing backflips.
The trash can blushed because I'm so g-tastic.
I walked in, and the ceiling started a fan dance.
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You're so fly it makes your mom proud and your dad jealous.
My g-tasticness is so strong, my mom cried.
I'm so g-tastic, my dad started a fight with my mom.
My g-tasticness is like a hurricane, and my family is in the eye.
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You're so fly it makes the sun take a backseat.
I'm so g-tastic, the sun had to sit down.
My g-tasticness is so bright, even the moon asked for a discount.
The sun is now my sidekick because I'm that g-tastic.
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