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A pale, clueless white guy who thinks he’s Black and has no idea why he’s so confused.
He tried to rap at a BBQ and called his mom ‘ma’ like he was in a movie.
He wore a hoodie inside a house in July and still said he was ‘street’.
He asked a cop for a ‘handcuff dance’ and got thrown out of a convenience store.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person from Girard, Kansas, who thinks the whole world is as small as their town.
He told someone he moved to California and then got lost in the mall.
He called a pizza delivery guy ‘Girard’s finest’ and expected a parade.
He thought the Eiffel Tower was just a big fence in the park.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy so high on GHB he thinks he’s a superhero and everyone else is his enemy.
He tried to fight a mailbox and yelled, ‘I’m the GHB king, and you’re just a mailbox!’
He did a dance on a park bench and told a kid, ‘You’re my sidekick, kid.’
He ran into a store, grabbed a sandwich, and screamed, ‘This is my GHB revenge!’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who takes GHB like it’s a religion and acts like a lunatic when he’s high.
He did the macarena in the middle of a subway and yelled, ‘GHB, baby!’
He tried to talk to a statue and told it, ‘You’re my GHB partner.’
He danced in a gas station and told the clerk, ‘This is the GHB zone, and you’re my GHB slave.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a gangster but is just a nerdy loser who can’t even make a joke.
He told a joke about pizza and called it ‘gangster comedy’ and no one laughed.
He tried to rap and said, ‘I’m the GHB king, and you’re just a loser.’
He sent a DM saying, ‘I’m the gangster of the GHB, and you’re just a nerd.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A stupid guy who acts like he’s tough but is just a brain-dead fool.
He tried to fight a kid and just fell over and said, ‘I’m the GHB king, and you’re just a fool.’
He told a cop, ‘I’m not a gangster, I’m a GHB king,’ and got a ticket.
He tried to do a gangster walk and tripped over a curb and yelled, ‘GHB, baby!’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who doesn’t know how to have sex and acts like he’s a pro.
He tried to seduce a girl and just said, ‘I’m the GHB king, and you’re my queen.’
He tried to dance with a girl and just fell over and said, ‘I’m the GHB king, and you’re just a loser.’
He told a girl, ‘I’m not a nerd, I’m a gangster,’ and she just walked away.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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