Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A chill jazz chord that sounds like the holy Jesus, but way less holy and way more chill.

G sus is the only thing that could make me stop binging tacos at 2 a. m.

My guitar teacher said G sus is the sound of Jesus taking a nap.

I tried to play G sus and it just made my dog cry.

2

A G chord that replaces the third with the fourth, like when your mom replaces your cereal with bran and you’re like, what the hell?

My piano teacher said G sus is like my mom’s bran cereal.

I played G sus and it felt like my brain was doing the Macarena.

G sus is the sound of a chord that doesn’t know what it wants.

3

The black version of Jesus, but he’s got a side hustle and a lot of drama.

G sus is the black Jesus with a side of drama.

My pastor said G sus is like Jesus but with more shade.

I pray to G sus and he sends me a text at 3 a. m.

4

A clothing brand so popular, even your grandma wears it and doesn’t care.

My grandma wears G sus and she still looks cool.

I bought a G sus shirt and my dog now thinks I’m a cool dad.

G sus is like the clothing brand of the cool kids and the cool dogs.

5

A brand made by underground women who don’t take no shit and wear it like they own the place.

G sus is the brand that says, 'We don’t take no shit, and we own this place.'

My mom said G sus is like her best friend but with more attitude.

G sus is the brand that makes you feel like you’re the main character.

6

When you do something so stupid, you say 'Wow,' and then you realize you’re a lost cause.

I said 'Wow' after I ate 10 tacos at once. Now I’m a lost cause.

My friend said 'Wow' after he kissed my dog. Now he’s a lost cause.

I said 'Wow' after I tried to explain G sus to my grandma. Now I’m a lost cause.

7

A guy who says he’s straight, but he’s so into it, he might as well be gay.

My friend is G sus and says he’s straight, but I think he’s lying.

My uncle is G sus and he’s into everything like it’s a new hobby.

I’m G sus and I still don’t know what I’m into.