g string theory

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The rule that says no one can focus on anything else when a g string is showing off like it owns the place.

My cousin’s dog walked into the room wearing a g string and my uncle forgot how to breathe.

The teacher caught me looking at the principal’s g string and I got detention for life.

My mom’s g string was so low it was practically a fashion statement.

The idea that a g string is so low it might as well be a curse from the devil himself.

My neighbor’s g string was so low it looked like it was trying to escape.

At the mall, a girl’s g string was so low it was almost a full-time job.

My dad’s g string was so low it was doing yoga.

The science that proves no one can think straight when they see a g string.

My brother’s g string was so low it was giving him a complex.

At the gym, the guy next to me was distracted by my g string for the entire workout.

My teacher’s g string was so low it was making the whole class laugh.